"Lets Have Another"

Bill Keane Sure Isn't Funny.

Family Circus has never been funny. In fact, I find it offensive, not funny. Need an example? Open the paper, any paper. It is atrocious that this man gets paid to impose distorted reality or painfully obvious and/or boring situations on the public. "Oh? What's that you say? It's a cute cartoon? Oh, okay forget it then." He has been dumbin' us all down for years. Funny how the funnies aren't funny. Over the next week I aim to funny this shit up. Hope you enjoyed the 1st one.

Real Estate For Sale!

19056325415384 West Soulless Drive. Wonderful 1-year old cookie-cutter located in desirable Repetition Hills! 1300 square feet with all new everything. The garage provides lots of storage. This house is great for those who just don’t have time to care about the stupid house. Enjoy virtually no yard (no mowing!), hollow-core doors, a 5x7 wooden grill holder with 2 steps (some call it a deck) and close neighbors. How close? Close enough to borrow something by reaching out your windows! Everything and every store you need are located within 1 mile. Got kids? We sure do, and so does everyone else. Kids in Repetition Hills will learn their numbers fast. Why? Because they have to read the numbers on our mailbox just to identify their house! Come on parents; give them a good math head start in Repetition Hills!

The bright orange and green children’s playground equipment are included since we are moving into another cookie-cutter with the same equipment already installed! Isn’t life just wonderful?! Step right into our one-dimensional lives while we step right into someone else’s!

"Fantasy Dining" In Ethiopia Really Catching On.

Full Story Next Week!

Village woman with "fantasy" pot roast.