After my workout, I head to the showers carrying my towel. Like all of you, I am naked in the shower. As I round the 1st set of lockers I see a little pink coat with fur around the hood turn towards me. At first, I just thought it was a little boy, but then I saw her face. She looked me right in the eye. And then right in the junk. I quickly covered and said “Oh shit!”, and her (I think) grandfather chuckles and gives me a big I-am-not-responsible-and-it-is-no-big-deal smile.
This is what I initially saw:
Then, I saw this:
I kept walking trying to cover my ass as I walked by. Talk about a shitty experience. I am going to tell management today – they have a day care at the gym and she can wait there until grandpa “3rd person exposure” changes his clothes and comes out to get her.
The blue line represents my path to the showers.
The gray dot represents grandpa smiley.
The pink dot represents you-know-who.
Ugh.
1 comment:
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