Area Man Just Says “Fuck It!”

Carlinsville, WA. Local plumber and handyman, Al Jarvis, got fed up and just said “Fuck it!” Tuesday. Jarvis, 41, had been attempting to install Mrs. Cooper’s new shower for over 9 hours. “When he found out he needed yet another part, he just snapped.” said Randy Boone, Jarvis’ apprentice. “We loaded up and hit the tavern.” Boone also stated that Jarvis was drinking pretty heavy and cursing his “Goddamn ex-wife” over a game of darts and jalapeno poppers. Jarvis is the 478,503rd man this year to end a workday using those two words solely in a sentence.